Funny Valentines Poems
Love no other
"I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother."
I love your smile
"I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies! "
Since my Valentine got a computer
"Since my Valentine got a computer
My love life has taken a hit.
Nothing I say is important
Unless it’s a byte or a bit.
Before she got her new laptop,
Everything was just fine;
Now she says we can’t talk
Unless we both go online.
"But honey," I said, "I’m attached to you;
Love is what I feel."
"That keyword isn’t relevant,"
She said, with eyes of steel. "
Happy Valentine, My Love
"Happy Valentine, my love!
All my love is yours.
Praised be love that brings us home, "
Love may be beautiful
"Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss ...
But I only slept with you, cause I was pissed "
Hide your face
"Of loving beauty you float with grace ...
If only you could hide your face . "
Every time
"Every time I see your face ...
I wish I were in outer space . "
My love
"My love you take my breath away ...
What have you stepped in to smell this way ."
I read
"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."
David Bissonette
Oh,my love
"Oh,my love thou art so gorgeous
Your eyes soblue are like that of a temptress
With your love you have made me complete.
My passion burns like cat when she is in heat
The love you give me spreads like an infection
Which is why Anny gave me a rejection
So let me reveal a secret to you
And then you can decide what you must do ."
My funny valentine
"My funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
you make me smile with my heart
your looks are laughable, un photographable
yet you're my favorite work of art"
Don't, baby don't
"Don't, baby don't
Don't change you hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine stay
Each day is valentine's
Each day is valentine's day
Stay little valentine stay, stay, stay
each day is valentine's
each day is Valentine’s Day
Valentine's Day"
Richard Rodgers
The love you give me
"The love you give me spreads like an infection
Which is why Anny gave me a rejection
So let me reveal a secret to you
And then you can decide what you must do ."
