Funny Valentines Quotes
"Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house"
"Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun."
"Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is. "
"Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself."
Mae West
"In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards”.
Mark Twain
"My wife wanted to go somewhere expensive for our anniversary, so I took her down the street to the Sunoco station"
"One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry."
"Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience"
"A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting"
"Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from a friend’s forehead.”
Old Chinese Proverb
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
Groucho Marx.
